Be specific I'm doing a paper for a class and need help from random people. Thanks %26amp; do not forget to Star this Quesion Please .What is marriage ? Why people want to marry again and again ?
WHAT IS MARRIAGE???
1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.
19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the ';Y'; becomes silent.
21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.
22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.
23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.
25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway
lighs on.
26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.
These are very funny views about marriage...
Maybe you may not want to get married after you read thisWhat is marriage ? Why people want to marry again and again ?
For the record, I would only like to be married twice. I am a teenager (14) and have known this for all my life.
And I think marriage is a bond between man and woman, connecting them until they die. Call me old fashioned, but I dont think that people should be married more than once. I can understand some situations (abusive man or woman, someone dies, you continuously fight, etc.), but most people are marrying the first chance they get nowadays, no matter if they love this person or not.
Hope I helped =)
I think people get married for the two incomes, to please their families and to start families.
I really believe that some people marry again and again because they can't be alone. Some people have to be in a relationship at all times or they are not happy. I have a friend that is 36 and has been married 5 times. The longest marrage lasted 4 years. When she isn't married she is looking for ';Mr. Right'; as soon as she is out of one relationship she is into another. It is a mess, of her own making....
Remarriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
one marriage is ------ mirage of two color blind persons
repeat marriage is --win of hope over experience
Want second income without evaluating second outcome
in business language :
when cost of maintaing a girl friend is more than cost of maintaining a wife
A person become too lazy to go out gets a domestic toy
house help is getting costlier by the day , get cheaper help.
high income ladies marry as domestic pets are costlier
Marriage is an interpersonal relationship with governmental, social, or religious recognition, usually intimate and sexual, and often created as a contract, or through civil process. Civil marriage is the legal concept of marriage.
The most frequently occurring form of marriage unites a man and a woman as husband and wife.Other forms of marriage also exist; for example, polygamy, in which a person takes more than one spouse (marriage partner), is common in many societies.
The reasons people marry vary, but usually include one or more of the following: legal, social and economic stability; the formation of a family unit; procreation and the education and nurturing of children; legitimizing sexual relations; public declaration of love.
A marriage is often declared by a wedding ceremony,which may be performed by a religious officiator, through a similar government-sanctioned secular officiator, or (in weddings that have no church or state affiliation) by a trusted friend of the wedding participants. The act of marriage usually creates obligations between the individuals involved, and in many societies, their extended families.
the reason why people wants a divorce, because they cant simply understand each other. and the reason why they want to get married again is to hope that they will find the person that will match with them...
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